Allan Sherman lyrics
Allan Sherman lyrics
"The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas Lyrics"
What Any Fool Would Do Lyrics
I'll win no special honors I'll receive no world acclaim And I'll never have a title for my name Oh I should I win a purple heart for a coming back to you I've only done what any fool would do I'll never me a hero no legend in my time No medals for this broken heart of mine There'll be no a regnotion for
I'll win no special honors I'll receive no world acclaim And I'll never have a title for my name Oh I should I win a purple heart for a coming back to you I've only done what any fool would do I'll never me a hero no legend in my time No medals for this broken heart of mine There'll be no a regnotion for
The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Japanese transistor radio.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's a Nakashuma.)
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.)
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it com
The Voice Lyrics
You don't know what you're facing. You don't know what to belive. From deep inside. From out of nowhere. It occupies your mind. It's like a possession. Youre trying to say stop. You know you can't give up. you're trying to find another direction. I'm the voice in your head. I'm the voice and you're my slave. I'm the
es in a leatherette case with holes in it,You don't know what you're facing. You don't know what to belive. From deep inside. From out of nowhere. It occupies your mind. It's like a possession. Youre trying to say stop. You know you can't give up. you're trying to find another direction. I'm the voice in your head. I'm the voice and you're my slave. I'm the
so you can listen right through the case.)
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you
can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end
that you can't stick anywhere, because it's bent.)
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pi
Star 69 (PS With Love) Lyrics
Let's do it now, it's me and you Close my eyes Erotica, I'm seein' you Listen to me wishin' I could be with you To share my love and ecstasy with you Are you alone?Is your shorty sleep? Hold on.That's okay, ignore the beep For you, my love is immortal deep You are my queen but I can't ignore the freak Let's let our bodies talk and our auras speak
nk satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,Let's do it now, it's me and you Close my eyes Erotica, I'm seein' you Listen to me wishin' I could be with you To share my love and ecstasy with you Are you alone?Is your shorty sleep? Hold on.That's okay, ignore the beep For you, my love is immortal deep You are my queen but I can't ignore the freak Let's let our bodies talk and our auras speak
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An indoor plastic birdbath,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it home,
tap no LONELY BLUES Lyrics
I'm soon lonely lonely lonely lonely blues never than never than never than never mind lonely lonely lonely lonely blues excel Benny bathtub fanny bathtub Banny blues let's go heaven let's go heaven let's not fun lonely lonely Benny lonely lonely fanny lonely lonely Banny blues Let's go
On the twelfth day of Christmas, although it may seem strange,
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange:
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
but not when you get it home,
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
An indoor plastic birdbath,
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
Merry Christmas everybody