Allan Sherman lyrics
Allan Sherman lyrics
"The Painless Dentist Song Lyrics"
My Only Bad Habit Lyrics
smokin cigarettes, they got a hold of me long about the summer of 1993 barley hops and mountain dew used to be my golden rule long before i graduated school bu
smokin cigarettes, they got a hold of me long about the summer of 1993 barley hops and mountain dew used to be my golden rule long before i graduated school bu
parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You're Dancing)" by Leo
Reisman & His
Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorc?e")
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;
By that what's meant is,
It really doesn't hurt.
This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger.
So open wide, and
Thief Lyrics
I don't wanna understand this horror There's a weight in your eyes I can't admit Everybody ends up here In bottles But the nametag's the last thing you wantedMiss Klinger will squirt.
Well, well, I say there.
We've got decay there.
Can't let it stay there and cause you all that pain.
So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger,
And won't you hand me down my Novocaine.
It's far worse than I thought it was;
My charge is gonna be large.
Don't be unwilling,
It's just a filling,<
Don't fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger
And now while I change the drill you can spit.
I hum while you're bleeding;
It takes your mind off
The things I grind off.
Your gums are receding;
You'll have to come back,
We'll build that gum back.
And now if you will open wide,
Miss Klinger's gonna put her whole darn fist inside.
That's it... now it's over.
They'll be a puffiness around your cheeks,
You'll have to eat soft food for three more weeks,
And if you'll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks,
I'm through.
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
By Dr. Prentice!
sallysally@usa.net
I don't wanna understand this horror There's a weight in your eyes I can't admit Everybody ends up here In bottles But the nametag's the last thing you wanted
Well, well, I say there.
We've got decay there.
Can't let it stay there and cause you all that pain.
So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger,
And won't you hand me down my Novocaine.
It's far worse than I thought it was;
My charge is gonna be large.
Don't be unwilling,
It's just a filling,<
Disco Man Lyrics
Take my hand disco man Are you just a one night stand? Have some fun jump the gun But what's left when it's all done But who are you taking for a ride
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I'm simply drilling to dig a little pit.Take my hand disco man Are you just a one night stand? Have some fun jump the gun But what's left when it's all done But who are you taking for a ride
Don't fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger
And now while I change the drill you can spit.
I hum while you're bleeding;
It takes your mind off
The things I grind off.
Your gums are receding;
You'll have to come back,
We'll build that gum back.
And now if you will open wide,
Miss Klinger's gonna put her whole darn fist inside.
That's it... now it's over.
They'll be a puffiness around your cheeks,
You'll have to eat soft food for three more weeks,
And if you'll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks,
I'm through.
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
By Dr. Prentice!
sallysally@usa.net