Allan Sherman lyrics
Allan Sherman lyrics
"The Drinking Man's Diet Lyrics"
Pyramids Lyrics
For a million masses I will ruin all the water I eliminate your senses also you Should give me evermore And I will seal all up the doors And lock away that nat
For a million masses I will ruin all the water I eliminate your senses also you Should give me evermore And I will seal all up the doors And lock away that nat
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,
It came from a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite scientific
And I'm half stoned.
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
So I don't eat those fattening cornflakes,
I eat the vodka straight.
Drink, drink, everyone drink;
It's not as bad as we used to think.
With every Manhattan your stomach will flatten,
So drink, drink, drink.
The Air Force invented this diet,
A fact which they hotly deny.
Of course they deny it, 'cause this is the diet
That got the Air Force high.
For lunch you can have three martinis,
What better lunch is there than that?
But caution: do not eat the ol
Without You Lyrics
(Keith Urban) Oh girl you get to me In a way I can't believe I need you And who knows where just friends ends When your cross that line and love begins
ives,(Keith Urban) Oh girl you get to me In a way I can't believe I need you And who knows where just friends ends When your cross that line and love begins
'Cause olives make you fat.
Drink, drink, everyone drink;
It's not as bad as we used to think.
If pounds you would burn off, then turn on your Smirnoff,
And drink, drink, drink.
For dinner, a nice Scotch and soda
Now that oughtta help you to lose.
No whipped cream, no butter, just lay in the gutter
And booze, booze, booz
Homicidal Lyrics
Maniac the name is Swift Homicidal the title, to take a life as a gift Cold crush, rhyme, rhyme, lady, scratch, and even music maker Bounce an' MC on the court like a bal
e.Maniac the name is Swift Homicidal the title, to take a life as a gift Cold crush, rhyme, rhyme, lady, scratch, and even music maker Bounce an' MC on the court like a bal
Suppose you should meet a policeman,
Who says you've been quenching your thirst;
You just tell him it's physical fitness
And health comes first!
Drink (hic!), drink (hic!), booze everywhere (hic!);
Pass that decanter of bourbon there.
I'm fatter than ever, but here's what's so clever:
I don't care!
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