Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp)

Alan Sherman



Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,

Here I am at Camp Grenada

Camp is very entertaining

and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.



I went hiking with Joe Spivy

He developed poison ivy

You remember Leonard Skinner
<br /> He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.



All the counselors hate the waiters

And the lake has alligators

And the head coach wants no sissies

So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.



Now I don't want this should scare ya

But my bunkmate has malaria

You remember Jeffrey Hardy

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