FRANK ZAPPA lyrics
FRANK ZAPPA lyrics
"The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyrics"
There Ain't No Sweet Man That's Worth The Salt of Lyrics
Shakin' like a leaf on a tree, That's coming loose from the stem; Shakin' like a leaf on a tree, Because I'm coming loose from my man! I'm like a weeping willow, Weeping on my pillow, For years and years, There ain't no sweet man that's worth the salt of my Ba-ba-da-doo, wah da da da do, wah da da ba do, wha da-oh! Down and do
Shakin' like a leaf on a tree, That's coming loose from the stem; Shakin' like a leaf on a tree, Because I'm coming loose from my man! I'm like a weeping willow, Weeping on my pillow, For years and years, There ain't no sweet man that's worth the salt of my Ba-ba-da-doo, wah da da da do, wah da da ba do, wha da-oh! Down and do
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And now folks it's time for
Don Pardo
To deliver our special
Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement
Take it away, Don
"This is a true story
About a famous criminal
From right around Chicago
This is the story of
Michael Kenyon
A man who's serving time at this very moment
For the crime of armed robbery
It so happened, that at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his female victims
A little enema
Apparently, there was no law against that
But his name lives on
Michael Kenyon
THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!"
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams<br /> Of all them college-educated women...
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
(They'd be all bound down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois...he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his
Dejame Ser Lyrics
(Dejame ser la luz en tu interior) Si supieras lo que haces en mi Yo quisiera darte todo lo que quieras Ser el agua que calme tu sed La caricia que te haga borrar tus penas La mejor tonada En tu mas bella canci?n Ser con quien compartas Tu mas grande ilusi?n D?jame ser la luz en tu interior El guardian en tu temor La insp
rm(Dejame ser la luz en tu interior) Si supieras lo que haces en mi Yo quisiera darte todo lo que quieras Ser el agua que calme tu sed La caricia que te haga borrar tus penas La mejor tonada En tu mas bella canci?n Ser con quien compartas Tu mas grande ilusi?n D?jame ser la luz en tu interior El guardian en tu temor La insp
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois Enema Bandit
One day he'll have to pay
One day he'll have to pay
The police will say, *"You're under arrest!"*
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, *"No poo-poo jokes!"*
Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy...
HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
And then the bandit might say
My Warrior Lyrics
He said it only takes a year one thousand storys (depression comes depression goes he said) Why don't you open up your eyes my head is burning (emotion comes emotion goes he said) He promised sun - he send the rain wake up I'm falling (illusion comes illusion goes he said) Why
*"Why is everybody looking' at me?"*He said it only takes a year one thousand storys (depression comes depression goes he said) Why don't you open up your eyes my head is burning (emotion comes emotion goes he said) He promised sun - he send the rain wake up I'm falling (illusion comes illusion goes he said) Why
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
Now, one girl shout: *"Let the Bandit be!"*
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT'S
YOUR PLEA?
Another girl shout: *"Let the fiend go free!"*
ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
The Bandit say, *"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
etc. repeat
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema
Enema
repeat