Zappa Frank lyrics
Zappa Frank lyrics
"The Jazz Discharge Party Hats Lyrics"
Sidewalks of Chicago Lyrics
This Levi's that I'm wearin' have been good to me They just won't admit they're growin' old Though my shirt's made contract with a gutter now and then At least it keeps my body from the cold Thank God the folks back home in Harlan County Can't see what success has done for me Would you believe that kids in Harlan High School voted me most likely to successeed Now I'm walking on the sidewalks of Chicago If I buy the bread I can't afford the wine
Once upon a time
It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico
There were these girls that worked at the college
The were really cool...
(They thought so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where
At the drop of a hat
There was three of 'em:
One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen...
The other one was a Walking Blow-Job
And then there was this skinny girl...
Oh well...
Some of the guys in the band got together
With the girls from the college
They were having a good time...
(We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they were Hot Shit
'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band
On the first day, so...
A couple of the guys in the band
Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION
Kept workin' on 'em for two days
(Which is a waste of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, what the hey?
Send those pants up here!
Here's some more!
Okay, good-good!
Traditio
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
HERE! Work these!
Anyway...
We're in Albuquerque, New Mexico...
A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls
From the college
So, one night...it was the first night
When they were still trying to 'get it in there'
(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the band
And one of the T-shirt guys too...
"HEY! LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel
That's right, your heard right,
Two o'clock in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, very cold!
So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "HEY GUYS! COME ON IN!"
The other one was too smart for that shit
So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was really skinny
(And insensitive to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the little table
Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het panties
(He told me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing else to do...
It was Alburquerque, New Mexico
It's two o'clock in the morning...
They're not going to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the T-shirt guy
Started sniffing the girl's panties...
They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these
Delightful little morsels
(Some of you might think this is weird...
No wonder. It's not exactly normal, but
What the fuck?)
So, they're snorting it...
(Hey! It's the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's ge
This Levi's that I'm wearin' have been good to me They just won't admit they're growin' old Though my shirt's made contract with a gutter now and then At least it keeps my body from the cold Thank God the folks back home in Harlan County Can't see what success has done for me Would you believe that kids in Harlan High School voted me most likely to successeed Now I'm walking on the sidewalks of Chicago If I buy the bread I can't afford the wine
Once upon a time
It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico
There were these girls that worked at the college
The were really cool...
(They thought so anyway)
The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where
At the drop of a hat
There was three of 'em:
One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen...
The other one was a Walking Blow-Job
And then there was this skinny girl...
Oh well...
Some of the guys in the band got together
With the girls from the college
They were having a good time...
(We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days)
But these girls thought they were Hot Shit
'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band
On the first day, so...
A couple of the guys in the band
Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION
Kept workin' on 'em for two days
(Which is a waste of fuckin' time anyway...)
So, anyway...
But if that's your idea of a good time, what the hey?
Send those pants up here!
Here's some more!
Okay, good-good!
Traditio
The Ladies Jam Lyrics
Verse 1] Now I'ma kick a smooth rap tune for the ladies Girls lookin good make the guys go crazy If there wasn't no girls in the house here tonight I wouldn't be standin here rockin the mic Fellas admit it the music is slam o But it's all the girls that make you wanna go You wanna be in on the skins like a rap star If your bass is strong it shouldn't matter who you are Girls wear pants tight and slender Lookin so good, she'll make a man a pretender On th
nal cotton...oh, how sweet!Verse 1] Now I'ma kick a smooth rap tune for the ladies Girls lookin good make the guys go crazy If there wasn't no girls in the house here tonight I wouldn't be standin here rockin the mic Fellas admit it the music is slam o But it's all the girls that make you wanna go You wanna be in on the skins like a rap star If your bass is strong it shouldn't matter who you are Girls wear pants tight and slender Lookin so good, she'll make a man a pretender On th
Umf...huh-huh-huh-huhhh...
HERE! Work these!
Anyway...
We're in Albuquerque, New Mexico...
A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless
Because their girlfriends might find out
Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls
From the college
So, one night...it was the first night
When they were still trying to 'get it in there'
(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh-huh...)
The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band
She says, well, to several of the guys in the band
And one of the T-shirt guys too...
"HEY! LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!"
At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel
That's right, your heard right,
Two o'clock in the morning, pool at the hotel...
It was so fun...
But the water was very, very cold!
So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny
'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes
Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool
And she says, "HEY GUYS! COME ON IN!"
Soul Insurance Lyrics
[1] - Hey sista, soul sista Sista, Soul sista [Repeat 1] [Repeat 1] Yo, did you just like, get our partying? Then I might be talking about you, mm hmm And if you're looking at your tape deck Or your cd player like, what is that? Yeah, possibilty is it's you If you actin' nonchalant lookin' out the window like You ain't really feelin' this and like, uh Yeah, it might be you, uh And if you sittin' still because you're a little bit nervous Cuz you really don't k
Well, one of them did...[1] - Hey sista, soul sista Sista, Soul sista [Repeat 1] [Repeat 1] Yo, did you just like, get our partying? Then I might be talking about you, mm hmm And if you're looking at your tape deck Or your cd player like, what is that? Yeah, possibilty is it's you If you actin' nonchalant lookin' out the window like You ain't really feelin' this and like, uh Yeah, it might be you, uh And if you sittin' still because you're a little bit nervous Cuz you really don't k
The other one was too smart for that shit
So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool
And when the girl who was really skinny
(And insensitive to climatic changes)
Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool
She threw her pants over there by the little table
Well, one of the guys in the band picked up het panties
(He told me later the stuff in the bottom
Was like punching an eclair...)
Anyhow...there was nothing else to do...
It was Alburquerque, New Mexico
It's two o'clock in the morning...
They're not going to get any nooky anyway...
So this one guy and the T-shirt guy
Started sniffing the girl's panties...
They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue...
Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these
Delightful little morsels
(Some of you might think this is weird...
No wonder. It's not exactly normal, but
What the fuck?)
So, they're snorting it...
(Hey! It's the twentieth century...
Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's ge
Handwasher Lyrics
======================= You Am I - Handwasher ======================= Never wanted more From my local store A chance to be by myself Be on the right side of the shelf But for every drink I serve Sure wish I had callous nerve Cause for every sandwich I know There's a sack of shit to be dosed Wash my hands in shame 4000 times a day And when I make it on home There's a smell that always stays I know the regulars well From every stale grill I sell
on with it,
So long as it doesn't cause a murder...)
So they're snorting the pants
'N' then they put them on their heads...
They were having a good time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't even see
What was going on with her underpants...
They were wearing the pants
It looked just like a tiny little party hat...
Their ears were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on they discovered,
This would make a great way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties after they were hung up
On the clothes line
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room
They would play with them...
They would fetish the underpants...
They would snort every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would feel that
They were FULFILLED
And so you can see,
That what we're doing here on stage
Is part of a Great American Tradition
The tradition of the
JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS
======================= You Am I - Handwasher ======================= Never wanted more From my local store A chance to be by myself Be on the right side of the shelf But for every drink I serve Sure wish I had callous nerve Cause for every sandwich I know There's a sack of shit to be dosed Wash my hands in shame 4000 times a day And when I make it on home There's a smell that always stays I know the regulars well From every stale grill I sell
on with it,
So long as it doesn't cause a murder...)
So they're snorting the pants
'N' then they put them on their heads...
They were having a good time...
The girl was in the water...she didn't even see
What was going on with her underpants...
They were wearing the pants
It looked just like a tiny little party hat...
Their ears were sticking out the side...it was so fun
Later on they discovered,
This would make a great way of life for them...
They would go from town to town, looking for panties
They would take the panties after they were hung up
On the clothes line
Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room
They would play with them...
They would fetish the underpants...
They would snort every little morsel attached
To the underpants...and then...they would feel that
They were FULFILLED
And so you can see,
That what we're doing here on stage
Is part of a Great American Tradition
The tradition of the
JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS