Zappa Frank lyrics
Zappa Frank lyrics
"The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyrics"
Friendship's Door Lyrics
I take the road that leads me on And gaze out over the land Ground the colour of turf laden brown And trees that sing in the wind Clouds that chase but never catch The sun that rainbows in the air These are the things Some of the things That take my breath away These are the things Some of the things That
I take the road that leads me on And gaze out over the land Ground the colour of turf laden brown And trees that sing in the wind Clouds that chase but never catch The sun that rainbows in the air These are the things Some of the things That take my breath away These are the things Some of the things That
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And now folks it's time for
Don Pardo
To deliver our special
Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement
Take it away, Don
"This is a true story
About a famous criminal
From right around Chicago
This is the story of
Michael Kenyon
A man who's serving time at this very moment
For the crime of armed robbery
It so happened, that at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his female victims
A little enema
Apparently, there was no law against that
But his name lives on
Michael Kenyon
THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!"
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams<
Cleansweep Lyrics
God of make-believe In your world Nothing's what it seems Master Of pre-judgement What do you really know about the things we do We know who you are This time you've gone too far The scar runs too deep Thanks for the inspiration To rise above you all Second coming Back with a vengeance Judgement day Cleanswe
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Of all them college-educated women...God of make-believe In your world Nothing's what it seems Master Of pre-judgement What do you really know about the things we do We know who you are This time you've gone too far The scar runs too deep Thanks for the inspiration To rise above you all Second coming Back with a vengeance Judgement day Cleanswe
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
(They'd be all bound down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois...he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his
Indisposed Lyrics
Wanna tell you 'bout my Frenda He got hit by a Fender But he'll soon be on the menda He's of the male genda Glad to see that he's on his way He's not for Burial today Because he's in... he's indisposed Because he's in yeah yeah... he's indisposed Found him outside the dry cleaners Oh the drivers misdemeanors I've never seen a face s
rmWanna tell you 'bout my Frenda He got hit by a Fender But he'll soon be on the menda He's of the male genda Glad to see that he's on his way He's not for Burial today Because he's in... he's indisposed Because he's in yeah yeah... he's indisposed Found him outside the dry cleaners Oh the drivers misdemeanors I've never seen a face s
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois Enema Bandit
One day he'll have to pay
One day he'll have to pay
The police will say, *"You're under arrest!"*
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, *"No poo-poo jokes!"*
Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy...
HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
And then the bandit might say
Only Lonely Girl Lyrics
The braid in my hair smells like the tide I try to lure you in with a warm look Boy, you're all alone, doesn't it hurt? I'm not going to be fickle in love anymore All the suburned Adams I've lost interest in them and their winking Boy, if you turn around, I'll really burst into tears That perso
*"Why is everybody looking' at me?"*The braid in my hair smells like the tide I try to lure you in with a warm look Boy, you're all alone, doesn't it hurt? I'm not going to be fickle in love anymore All the suburned Adams I've lost interest in them and their winking Boy, if you turn around, I'll really burst into tears That perso
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
Now, one girl shout: *"Let the Bandit be!"*
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT'S
YOUR PLEA?
Another girl shout: *"Let the fiend go free!"*
ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
The Bandit say, *"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
*"It must be just what they all needs..."*
etc. repeat
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema
Enema
repeat