Yankovic Weird Al lyrics
Yankovic Weird Al lyrics
"When I Was Your Age Lyrics"
Cuchi-Cuchi Lyrics
Mira nena Linda ven que yo te cuento un cuento, Cuchi cuchi baby! Cuchi cuchi baby! Mami yo te quiero sabes que no soy perverso Cuchi cuchi baby! Cuchi cuchi baby! Yo no quiero plata, yo no quiero tu dinero Cuchi cuchi baby! Cuchi cuchi baby!
(Al Yankovic)
Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
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When I was your a
When I was your age. When I was your age
Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broke and miserable
And we liked it better that way
There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
If we were really good we didn't get dessert
Walk On Fire Lyrics
I may be moving on without any sign of what's below the surface I may pretend that everything is in order but It's just an illusion I may just walk on by like nothing is wrong I might say that it's all right but I can never fool myself in thi
Mira nena Linda ven que yo te cuento un cuento, Cuchi cuchi baby! Cuchi cuchi baby! Mami yo te quiero sabes que no soy perverso Cuchi cuchi baby! Cuchi cuchi baby! Yo no quiero plata, yo no quiero tu dinero Cuchi cuchi baby! Cuchi cuchi baby!
(Al Yankovic)
Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
CHORUS
When I was your a
You Could Be Forgiven Lyrics
Beneath the lights, the slease, the mayhem handome ads, and cool seduction. Everything is impossible and everything's so easy, Invasion of invented needs, between the carrot and the stick. They fix you with their beastly eyes and smile<
ge. When I was your ageBeneath the lights, the slease, the mayhem handome ads, and cool seduction. Everything is impossible and everything's so easy, Invasion of invented needs, between the carrot and the stick. They fix you with their beastly eyes and smile<
When I was your age. When I was your age
Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broke and miserable
And we liked it better that way
There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
If we were really good we didn't get dessert
Walk On Fire Lyrics
I may be moving on without any sign of what's below the surface I may pretend that everything is in order but It's just an illusion I may just walk on by like nothing is wrong I might say that it's all right but I can never fool myself in thi
CHORUS
Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass
What's the matter now, sonny, you
Doctor Robert Lyrics
Ring, my friend I said you'd call Doctor Robert Day or night he'll be there any time at all Doctor Robert Doctor Robert You're a new and better man He help you to understand He does everything he can Doct
say you don't believe this junk?Ring, my friend I said you'd call Doctor Robert Day or night he'll be there any time at all Doctor Robert Doctor Robert You're a new and better man He help you to understand He does everything he can Doct
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline
Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whop ourselves
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain
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