Sandler Adam lyrics
Sandler Adam lyrics
"I'm So Wasted Lyrics"
Geronimos Cadillac Lyrics
Put Geronimo in jail down south Where he couldnt look A gift horse in the mouth Took old Geronimo by storm Ripped off the feathers from his uniform Chorus: Oh boys, take me back I wanna ride in Geronimos cadillac Oh boys, take me back I wanna ride in Geronimos cadillac Sergeant, Sergeant, oh dont you feel Theres something wrong with your automobile Warden, Warden, oh listen to me Be brave and set Geronimo free Governor, Governor, oh isnt it strange You never seen a car on the Indian range (chorus) People, people, oh dont you know The Indians got no place to go Jesus told me, and I believe its true The Red Mans in the sunset too Took our land, now they w
Put Geronimo in jail down south Where he couldnt look A gift horse in the mouth Took old Geronimo by storm Ripped off the feathers from his uniform Chorus: Oh boys, take me back I wanna ride in Geronimos cadillac Oh boys, take me back I wanna ride in Geronimos cadillac Sergeant, Sergeant, oh dont you feel Theres something wrong with your automobile Warden, Warden, oh listen to me Be brave and set Geronimo free Governor, Governor, oh isnt it strange You never seen a car on the Indian range (chorus) People, people, oh dont you know The Indians got no place to go Jesus told me, and I believe its true The Red Mans in the sunset too Took our land, now they w
Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?"
M2: "I'm so wasted, man."
Joe: "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
M2: "Thanks man."
Joe: "It's good party, huh?"
M2: "Oh, it's great man."
Joe: "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
M2: "Oh, killer man."
Joe: "Hey, my pleasure."
M2: "I've never been higher."
Joe: "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
M2: "Acid's great man."
Joe: "It's the best."
M2: "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."
Joe: "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."
M2: "This is the best acid, man."
Joe: "What are you seein, man?"
M2: "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."
Joe: "Whoa"
M2: "It's got a vein in it."
Joe: "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
M2: "And it's bleeding on me, man."
Joe: "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"
M2: "Look at my hand, man."
Joe: "Yeah?"
M2: "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
Joe: "It's not?"
M2: "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving."
Joe: "Hey, yeah to you it is."
M2: "I'm so high."
Joe: "Yeah, you must be flipping out."
M2: "I'm flipping out off it."
Joe: "Hallucinations, man."
M2: "Acid..right."
Joe: "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
M2: "I'm seeing stuff, man."
Joe: "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
M2: "Right."
Joe: "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
M2: "What man?"
Joe: "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. That was just a little piece of
paper I ripped off of my notebook."
[Silence]
I wish you were here tonight with me To see the northern light I wish you were here tonight with me I wish I could occupy my side tonight When the sky is burning I wish I could occupy my side Chorus: Cause I've been down and I've been crawling Walk back down the world Can you stop the lies, falling from the skies Down on me, I'm still standing Can't you roll the dykes, I might be surprised Conscience clear, I'm still standing here Burns like a thousand stars Though you are lightyears away Burns like a thousand stars so more You're up there, you're always with me Smiling down on me Something sacred, something so beautiful Something quiet to ease my mind When the pressure is
Joe: "Oh, that weed."
M2: "That Thai bud, man."
Joe: "Whoa."
M2: [Laughing] "Everything's hilarious."
Joe: [Laughing] "That's funny man. Look at that guy."
M2: [Laughing] "That's funny man."
Joe: [Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man."
M2: [Laughing] "Everything's funny to me, man."
Joe: "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
M2: "I had about four."
Joe: "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be smokin', man."
M2: "The whole thing's man."
Joe: "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerself."
M2: "Ain't that hilarious!?"
Joe: "You didn't wanna share, didja?"
M2: "It was great stuff, man."
Joe: "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."
M2: "Hey what man?"
Joe: "That's the stuff I sold you, right?
M2: "Yeah, right."
Joe: "Yeah"
M2: "It's funny, man."
Joe: "Well, well, uh.."
M2: "I'm wasted off it, man."
Joe: "Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?"
M2: "Right."
Joe: "Well that really wans't weed."
[Pause]
Joe: "No it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag."
[Silence]
Joe: "Yeah."
M2: "Well, it's probably this beer. This beer I'm drinking, man. I must
be drunk off it or something. Ya know, I had about eighteen of them,
man."
Joe: "Whoa, oh really!?"
M2: "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
Joe: "That's a lot of beer for a man to drink."
M2: "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."
Joe: "You didn't dum
I Wont Follow Lyrics
My will grows strong when Heaven falls down Hell breaks new ground Tear up, break down and burn the circles around my life God cries, who cares? Your paradise is a childish dream Behind the door death stands tall, awaiting all This is our life of Heaven and Hell This is our time for pleasure and pain And the dead start to sing: "When you go, you go forever When you go, you go alone When you go, you won't remember When you go, you'll never leave!" My will stays strong. Commit the sin of being myself Awake what sleeps, to be alive in a waking dream I won't fade away, I won't trust the lies, I won't waste more time Your world I leave, and as I look back, there's nothing I miss Never will I give up my soul, nothi
p 'em out in the woods, didja?"My will grows strong when Heaven falls down Hell breaks new ground Tear up, break down and burn the circles around my life God cries, who cares? Your paradise is a childish dream Behind the door death stands tall, awaiting all This is our life of Heaven and Hell This is our time for pleasure and pain And the dead start to sing: "When you go, you go forever When you go, you go alone When you go, you won't remember When you go, you'll never leave!" My will stays strong. Commit the sin of being myself Awake what sleeps, to be alive in a waking dream I won't fade away, I won't trust the lies, I won't waste more time Your world I leave, and as I look back, there's nothing I miss Never will I give up my soul, nothi
M2: "No..no..no.. I drank all of them."
Joe: "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
M2: "No, I'm on an empty stomach."
Joe: "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
M2: "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's like I'm seeing
things, man."
Joe: "Yeah, you can hardly stand, man."
M2: "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
Joe: "Right, right."
M2: "I can barely walk."
Joe: "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're half shut."
M2: "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm blind!"
Joe: "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
M2: "Yeah, you are the man."
Joe: "Say it. Say I'm the man."
M2: "Yer da man!!"
Joe: "Okay, well that beer.."
M2: "Yeah?"
Joe: "There was no alcohol in that beer."
[Pause]
Joe: "That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you
on this one. You're lying."
[Silence]
M2: [Mumbling] "I'll be right back."
Joe: "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Walking different directions, gun goes off]
Joe: "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!"
[Runs over]
Joe: "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
Joe: "Oh my, oh yer dead."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
Joe: "That is awefull."
M2: "There's a big white light and everything, man."
Joe: "Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
M2: "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here man."
Chilanga Banda Lyrics
Ya chole chango chilango que chafa chumba te chutas no checa andas de tacuche y chale con la charola. Tan choncho como una chinche mas chueco que la fayuca con fusca y con cachiporra te paso andar de guarura. Mejor yo me hecho una chela y chance enchufo una chava chambiando de chafirete me sobra chupe y pachanga. Si choco saco chipote la chota no es muy molacha chiveando a los que machucan se va a morder su talacha. De noche caigo al congal no manches dice la changa al choro del teporocho enchifla pasa la pacha. PACHUCOS CHOLOS Y CHUNDOS, CHINCHINFLAS Y MALAFACHAS ACA LOS CHOMPIRAS RIFAN Y BAILAN TIBIRITABARA.
Joe: "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
M2: "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there
and.."
Joe: "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
M2: "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.."
Joe: "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
M2: "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
Joe: [Chuckling] "Right."
M2: "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..."
Joe: "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
M2: "Yeah? What, man?"
Joe: "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killed
yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?"
M2: "Yeah."
Joe: "Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there's no way you could have
killed yourself."
[Pause]
Joe: "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take
care."
[Walks back]
M2: [Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."
- "Four weeks later."
[Pouring drink]
M2: "Oh this beer is great, man. This tequila is really strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
Buffoon: "Fuckin' shit!"
M2: "All being in the sun, you're even more wasted. Fuckin' shit is
right, man! I am totally wasted now, man. I should maybe get an umbrella
or something and go in the shade."
Buffoon: "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."
M2: "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. He's the drummer from Olly
Hatched and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man. We were
so wasted.off it. I'm serious man."
Ya chole chango chilango que chafa chumba te chutas no checa andas de tacuche y chale con la charola. Tan choncho como una chinche mas chueco que la fayuca con fusca y con cachiporra te paso andar de guarura. Mejor yo me hecho una chela y chance enchufo una chava chambiando de chafirete me sobra chupe y pachanga. Si choco saco chipote la chota no es muy molacha chiveando a los que machucan se va a morder su talacha. De noche caigo al congal no manches dice la changa al choro del teporocho enchifla pasa la pacha. PACHUCOS CHOLOS Y CHUNDOS, CHINCHINFLAS Y MALAFACHAS ACA LOS CHOMPIRAS RIFAN Y BAILAN TIBIRITABARA.
Joe: "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
M2: "My relatives, man, a big white light, and my grandfather's there
and.."
Joe: "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
M2: "He's still wearing the same clothes, and.."
Joe: "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
M2: "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
Joe: [Chuckling] "Right."
M2: "It's yeah..My uncle's here and..."
Joe: "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
M2: "Yeah? What, man?"
Joe: "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven. The gun, you killed
yerself with, that's the one I sold you, right?"
M2: "Yeah."
Joe: "Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there's no way you could have
killed yourself."
[Pause]
Joe: "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take
care."
[Walks back]
M2: [Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."
- "Four weeks later."
[Pouring drink]
M2: "Oh this beer is great, man. This tequila is really strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
Buffoon: "Fuckin' shit!"
M2: "All being in the sun, you're even more wasted. Fuckin' shit is
right, man! I am totally wasted now, man. I should maybe get an umbrella
or something and go in the shade."
Buffoon: "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."
M2: "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. He's the drummer from Olly
Hatched and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man. We were
so wasted.off it. I'm serious man."